I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This is not my ceiling
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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