U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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