So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.