some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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