She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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