I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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