You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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