I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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