super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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