i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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