just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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