I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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