she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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