This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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