What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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