There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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