can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
only if we run a train.
done.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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