I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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