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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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