i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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