I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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