People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You smell like stripper and shame
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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