Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
