No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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