Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Don’t judge me
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