We won't sleep together?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm passing your future prison.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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