Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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