Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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