We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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