i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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