god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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