Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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