Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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