new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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