yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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