at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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