the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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