Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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