he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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