That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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