My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You ruined the universe
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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