Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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