wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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