Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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