apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I touched a dick in church today
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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