it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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