Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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