He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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