Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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