They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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