i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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