Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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