I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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