She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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