i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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