I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Randomize
