you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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