You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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